An atheist case

In Abuja, an Atheist brought up a case against the
upcoming Christmas Holiday. He hired a Lawyer to bring a
discrimination case against Christians and Muslims
concerning observation of their holy days. The argument
was that it was unfair that Atheists had no such
recognised days. The case was brought before the judge.
After listening to the passionate presentation by the
Lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case
Dismissed". The Lawyer quickly stood up, objecting to the
ruling and said, ''Your honour, how can you possibly
dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter
and Others. The Muslims have Id-el-kabir, Id-el-fitri and
others. But my client and other Atheists have no such
holidays.'' The Judge leaned forward in his chair and said,
''Your client and other Atheists have. It's just that your
client is woefully ignorant.'' The Lawyer said, ''Your
honour, we are unaware of any special observance or
holiday for Atheists.'' The Judge said, ''The Calendar says
April 1st is April Fools day. Psalm 14 verse 1 says, The
fool says in his heart, there is no God. It is the opinion of
this court that, if your client says there is no God, then he
is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.